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Unconventional Warfare Tactics

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Monday, February 28th, 2011 2012 Survival

8 Comments to Unconventional Warfare Tactics

behaivorplacement
February 22, 2011

Break the cement and dig trenches with peep holes at key points inside your house.

OmarThePug
February 22, 2011

I think the Egyptians soldiers are going to be coming for your asses soon MrRashBone! And flares? You can’t launch a cockroach into space with just flares! But go ahead, see how far you can get with flares! And how many steak and beers you guy gonna buy for the celebrants?

MrRashBone
February 22, 2011

@OmarThePug — Egyptian soldiers are already here practicing with the National Guard to tear our asses up and giggle at us. As for the flares, I tried telling Roger that it was a bad idea but as usual, he didn’t listen. The steak and beer party is on hold for awhile until Roger’s body heals from the massive burns and many broken bones.

MrRashBone
February 22, 2011

@behaivorplacement — Very good idea! Gun ports in the walls will be very helpful when the evil ones come.

gregman909
February 22, 2011

Those evil bastards will never breech my perimeter because it’s guarded by rabbid garden weasels! One pack of garden weasels will devour a lizard person in about four minutes. I got’em from a blind Cambodian guy in Harlem, he raises them in his mom’s basement.
Tell Roger to put some Aloe Vera on those burns and drink some milk for his broken bones. He’ll be throwing himself off of buildings again in no time at all 😛

MsMizzK
February 26, 2011

I can understand having friends who are not as cute or as smart as you are, because it makes you look so much better. However, I don’t know about these Patriot and Militia buddies of yours Mr. RashBone. They are not terribly swift. However, this little incident doesn’t seem to have caused any stir in New York. We are just too jaded here. Nothing surprises us any more.

MrRashBone
February 26, 2011

@MsMizzK — I tend to agree with you about the intelligence issue with my militia buddies. I’m not sure if it is because I do my recruiting at a soup kitchen or if they are sniffing glue but they do seem to be rather stupid. Roger has decided that flying like the birds is a bad idea since his little accident.

MrRashBone
February 26, 2011

@gregman909 — I think I know that blind Cambodian… He taught me how to balance tomato soup on a stick and how to walk silently through mine fields. Weasels can be very ferocious and they are indeed wonderful attack animals.

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